The deal
The Book ???
From: The Shelf (Denmark) · To: a buyer, not yet identified
Asking fee
$1,000,000
Highest bid
$10
Bids received
1
Agreement 0.001%
- Interest shown (done)
- Bid submitted (done)
- Fee agreed (not yet)
- Medical (not yet)
- Contract signed (not yet)
- Here we go (not yet)
Here we go?
It becomes "Here we go!" when someone pays $1,000,000.
Player profile
- Name
- Dad, Look – I Wrote A Book!
- Position
- Shelf
- Club
- The Shelf
- Caps
- 1 copy
- Market value
- $1,000,000
- Contract
- Until bought
The Shelf: ins and outs
| In | Nothing. It's a shelf. |
|---|---|
| Out | Nothing yet. Hopefully the book. |
| Window grade | Incomplete |
Live updates
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All rumours are made up and unconfirmed. The fee and the bid are real.
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Breaking Tier 1: The author
Book transfer talks collapse. Asking fee: $1,000,000. Highest bid: $10. The book stays at its current club, the shelf.
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Tier 1: The author
Personal terms agreed: beers with the author and chocolates, "the best you've had in years". Only the fee remains. The fee is the problem.
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Breaking Tier 3: The cat
Medical scheduled for 10:00 has been postponed. The book passed. The buyer didn't show up.
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Tier 5: Wishful thinking
Exclusive: the book has been linked with a move to "someone rich". Sources describe the talks as "hopeful".
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Tier 1: The author
Release clause confirmed at $1,000,000. Times activated: 0. Gap to the highest bid: $999,990.
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Tier 4: A guy at the bar
Book spotted at the airport. Update: it was a photo of the book on the author's phone. The book has not left the shelf.
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Tier 1: The author
Loan deal ruled out. "It's the only copy. You don't loan out the only copy."
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Tier 2: The author's dad (hasn't looked)
Swap deal rejected. A bidder offered a different book plus cash. "We don't want your book. We have a book."
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Tier 1: The author
Agent fee: zero. The author is the book's agent. He is also the club, the chairman and every single fan.
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Tier 3: The cat
The book is "very happy" at the shelf but "open to a move" for the right price. The right price is $1,000,000.
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Breaking Tier 1: The author
The transfer deadline has been extended. Again. It will be extended until someone pays.